You can’t jelly your dick into @bentaz’s hobo orgy participants?
update:
my dirty mind went to a different joke, my bad, never mind
you can’t marmalade ya cock up a girls arse
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I was close.
Bitch tried to stab me with scissors at work. Eww. She probably trims her pubes with them. Filthy itinerant.
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Tried? judging by the claret she succeeded.
All good but?
Yeah all fine. Crazy bitch and her couzy bros are in hospital. Pricks.
Cops were awesome as. Shes got priors and will do time gauranteed. Statement was light speed DPP even cleared it all to go ahead.
Cops are tops.
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Wow, glad you’re okay man! I just want to rub that belly better.
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Ill get the oil.
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Or maybe her anal hair even…eww…glad your ok mate…
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Bloody hell mate, glad you’re ok. You should keep a half bat behind the counter for such occasions, once she gets stabby the rules change and it doesn’t matter that she’s a chick, just crack that bitch!!
But i’ve gotta ask, she busted you watering down the booze didn’t she 
What line of work are you in where you face the risk of stabbing from crazy bitches? That shirt does not look like the ppe i would expect from a risky profession!
This is a very good point. I should totally get a Stabby McStabface proof vest.
Yeah, crime is on the rise in this neighbourhood.
Talked to a drone from Public Housing. The demolition of several public housing spaces in Nightcliff and Fannie Bay have meant the residents have been basically dumled in crowded joints in Karama and here in Malak.
One of many contributing factors.
Sold our house in Karama, got sick of all the scumbags getting let out of the Peter Mac center and heading down our street and smashing car windows to look for any cash left in the car on their way to Karama shops… Oh and steal my work boots and thongs etc…
Club championship Service Pistol this week. Apparently it brings out some quite interesting characters who rarely are seen at the club, and quite talented.
I find it absolutlely galling to watch pros do it, absorb everything they do, practice it, and then just fuck it all up completely when the targets flip and I hit the deck for the first string!
Ahhh pistols!
As soon as Im fully licensed Im going to spend entire weeks practicing. Thousands of rounds. Cant wait.
No you won’t. Pistol sports are pretty much dead unless ADI unfucks itself.