The big fat COVID-19 thread.

Pretty sure they would be over it as well. The govs are just pissing everyone off on both sides.

I plan on writing forced to do it for work on my consent form. I doubt they will care that it is against valid consent as you experienced. Then if there is ever a review years from now it’s recorded.

There is not physical consent forms here, just verbal.

@juststarting


Tell me that I have not been manipulated, coerced or pressured into being there…
If I wanna see my kids or have a job or even buy fucking shoes I have to have it! That’s coercion, manipulation and pressure if I’ve ever seen it. Therefore not valid consent!
Have it or be forced into poverty and apartheid!

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Fair point

I did raise the valid consent thing earlier and even emailed the Premier and health minister as to how one were to give valid consent given their mandates are in place. It would technically void all consent as you wouldn’t be able to tell if a person did it willingly or due to the coercion of the mandate. Obviously crickets.

I wonder if signing a form is dependent to the vax center or a state by state thing. The missus went and got a new script for the pill, they wanted to vax here at the same time but she declined so they gave here a vaccine consent form to fil out for if she gets the jab.

@bentaz as a conciliation prize, would you like to fondle my rifle?

Well massa’s, I was finally treated like the no good person of color ™ that I am.
The apartheid is REAL. I am living proof.

I went to shoot at my local pistol club on Sunday, and as I approached the ‘coloreds only’ entrance doors to enter and sign my name in crayon as I usually do, I was stopped by a LITERAL NAZZZEEE at the door.
“PAPIERS PLEASE” he said, in an obvious reichsvolk accent. I showed him my Firearms licence. “NEIN. ZEEZ PAPERS ARE VERBOTEN EIN VILL NOT BE ACCEPTED” he said loudly. “VERE ARE YOUR DOUBLE VAXX PAPIERS, YOU BIG SCHMELLY SCHWAZERMAN?”

I replied in a chocalatey voice “I don’t gots none. Im a pure-blood ya dig?” my footlong member showing through my skin tight leather jeans. Or maybe it was a zucchini I forgot about.

The whole club erupted in laughter and began pointing at me. “HE’S NOT VAXXED!”

“HA HA”. “HA HA”. said a fat kid repeatedly as he pointed.

“GET A LOAD OF ZIS UNVAXXED FOOL JA?” said another as he slurped warm piss from a jug.

“HEY BLACKIE, VY DON YOU TAKE YOUR HORSE DOWN ZEE OLD TOWN ROAD AND GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL JA?? YOU CAN BE VIS ALL ZEE UDDER UNVAXXED DUMPKOPFS!” said another laughing so hard he discharged his pistol into his foot.

Spiritbroken, I turned around and did the long walk of shame back to my '72 Camaro Iroc Z and drove out of that hellhole.

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@JizzFlinger you should write children’s books!

Blackie and the nasty natzee pistolero’s!
Bound to be a hit mate

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I’d pay double for first edition. Signed, uncky Jizzy.

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This is serious you guys. Im being OPPRESSED and you guys are laughing at me :disappointed:

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Nah brah…
You know it’s all love from us. I just really admire your writing style and now that the new apartheid is giving you plenty of spare time, I thought you might like a new career, something you’re good at, but more importantly something you can do from home. You know seeing as how you won’t be allowed to leave it soon.

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Well, that’s a sexy looking man

Not serious just a good laugh.

https://youtube.com/shorts/Be5N5ARyTEQ?feature=share

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Did any other state do vaccinations at bunnings or is it just us in wait a while ?

https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/medical/coronavirus-found-in-deer-means-hunters-should-take-precautions/ar-AAQFlwS?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

Qld was doing.g them at themeparks.

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18 cases in the NT. Is this the beginning of our turn?

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Teeheehee