The big fat COVID-19 thread.

You can’t stop the inevitable.

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You can delay it to buy time to prepare.

Only problem is the NT hasn’t prepared enough.

Population of NT, aprx. 250k. Population of Melbourne - 5M. I don’t think there’s enough density for it to propagate, unless they start walking around licking each others eyeballs.

Have you been in the Territory?

No? :confused:

Its different up there. From the local indigenous swapping spit on their plastic bottles of poker face to the wild night life in Darwin there’s plenty of close contact for the majority of people.
There’s heaps of space. People just don’t use it.

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I was thinking ’ hmm it would be nice to go to Katherine over Christmas ’ but now it looks fucked

Licking eye balls , sounds like you have been to one of @JizzFlinger parties.

Hey hey hey, that poker face is some cheap backyard chardonnay okay? We only stock the finest at our cellar. We stock…french voice…“Renmano”

2L of the finest for just $35

And as for you @1Fatman, I and all my staff just happen to be wearing pants. What kind of enterprise you think Im running here? Sheesh…

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Yes but they’re someone else’s pants and you dance around wearing them on your head.

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Love it :grinning:

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25 cases.

Come on NT, we can do better. Gotta get those numbers up to triple digits, now.

sorry mate, triple is rookie numbers

Yeah, okay “Education State”.

Happy to educate :slight_smile:

Seems to be more intubation than education :slight_smile:

Just be glad it’s not going through the other end.

39 CASES AND CLIMBING.

We got this NT, we can do it. COME ON! LET’S GOOOOOO!!!

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Having met a few of the mob from Rock Hole I think they can do it.

Just take the work van for a trip to Victoria and grab a few infected zombies and take them back home. That will boost the numbers