The big fat COVID-19 thread.

Oh, we are definitely having this one extended. I hope I’m wrong, but, I don’t think I am.

implying Victoria isn’t a zombie state.

Are you just setting these up for me to knock down?

Your turn is yet to come.

I sure am lol

Nah, the joy’s of living in a socialist state is that no one wants to visit so no chance of an outbreak here.

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My builder got the all clear from the testing joint. He’s free to move around Darwin again. Phew!

Otherwise this bathroom was going nowhere.

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Note the asbestos remover 2000 fan pictured at top left. It converts asbestos fibres that are dangerous to your family into asbestos fibres that are dangerous to your neighbours. Latest technology.

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So looks like @juststarting was right, the extension’s on lol. Maybe they should just extend it for a year, no leaving your house for any reason at all!! Those who haven’t hoarded pasta & toilet paper will mostly die and the problem down there will be all but sorted.

Either that or send you all over to WA to infect to communists :laughing:

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Whilst I like the idea of infecting the commies, a wholesale sterilisation of Victoria might be just the ticket

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Whos seen army of the dead? I’m going to vote for a temporary shipping container fence until Vic sorts its shit out!

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Haha I just watched that last night and wholly approve of the idea.

Quarantine Victoria sounds like the best idea yet.

Do we send in Batista to fuck 'em up a bit too? :smiley:

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Another week in VIC lockdown extension…

Is that another extension on the extension or what? The news is all over the place

Victoria is like a small penis…always looking for an extension. :laughing:

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I recon, yeah, extension on the extension.

I want to gloat, but I don’t want the whole forum to gloat at me when Darwin gets the covaids.

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Looks like that container wall was the go after all, one of those Covic Zombie bastards has snuck up here and infected the promised land…Where’s Batista when you need him?

Somebody fetch me my flamethrower!!

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Our trojan got stopped in QLD on their way.Next time…

Yes, just caught it time. You mexicans will pay for this shakes fist