Would any of you run if you had the chance? I mean, if you had the place and the money and were happy to milk this stupid agenda of printing money and giving it to businesses on a whim, before the inevitable austerity kicks in. Would you run? Say you had an island block in a nation not too far from Australia that was basically Covid free, has zero communists, zero terrorists, acceptable gun laws and decent education opportunities for your kids. Also tropical weather beaches and sunsets to boot.
Maybe but everywhere I’ve looked has their own shit and it’s usually worse than ours.
Politicians are shit everywhere and they can be a lot worse than we have.
Wife and I have looked at jobs in NZ and Sweden. Sweden looked good and I’ve been there before as a tourist but it was going to mean delaying a lot of life stuff and if we stayed it was too far from family.
NZ was just such a massive hit financially that we couldn’t do it. It would still probably be the first choice tho.
Canada would be cool but has no teaching jobs. Certain parts of the US would be good to live in but work wise is shit for teachers.
Switzerland would be amazing based on my research (Bloke on the Range). No idea what jobs are like there.
Taking tips from Trump. Hey not that far fetched by his standards Ethanol kills the virus inject it directly to the body. for a cleaner quicker kill use bleach. Oh you meant kill the virus woops.
Going crazy from being locked down at home?
I was just talking about this with the microwave and the toaster while drinking my coffee, and we all agreed that things are getting bad.
I didn’t mention any of this to the washing machine, because she puts a different spin on EVERYTHING!! Certainly couldn’t share with the fridge, cause he’s been acting cold and distant!
In the end, the iron straightened me out! She said the situation isn’t all that pressing and all the wrinkles will soon get ironed out!
The vacuum, however, was very unsympathetic…told me to just suck it up buttercup! But the fan was VERY optimistic and gave me hope that it will all blow over soon!
The toilet looked a bit flushed but didn’t say anything when I asked its opinion, but the front door said I was becoming unhinged and the doorknob told me to get a grip!! You can just about guess what the curtains told me: they told me to “pull myself together!”
A rumour has begun circling. Two week total lockdown during school holidays at the end of the current lockdown.
Weeeee.
I used to be so dismissive about this sort of crap. Those were the days.
