Okay, okay, I know, bunch of you, especially those who know me are like, WTF! Is this @juststarting signalling? Did he (yes, identify as a he) get kidnapped. Do we finally get to use that tactical gear and rescue him?! Maybe zombies did it! Maybe COVID-19 infected zombies! OMFG, finally! But! No. I am as objective and sceptical as ever. Alive, well, in the comfort of my own fallout shelter (I wish!).
However, I know bunch of you are just itching to share some theories! So here you go, a nice play area for you. Keep it civil or I’ll get in the sandpit and kick sand all over you.