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I think it was like 23 million breaches :rofl:. If you or i got busted laundering drug money just once weā€™d get 5-10 years. Fucking banks.

Yeah its absolute bullshit, where the fuck is dictator Dan and the rest of the poliscum who care so much to save lives now?

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Oh youā€¦ LOL

Bring in legislation stating that if a bank is caught commiting certain breaches, it is to be closed and itā€™s customers will be given time to switch to a new bank, free of charge. This not only scares the shit out of the banks, it means that banks doing the right thing get rewarded with new customers when a dodgy one is shut down.

If also like to see regulation limiting the market share a single bank can have. Break up the big 4.

Itā€™s not as simple as it is portraid to be.

So like government controlled price fixing? I think some other guy suggested that, Karl, I think. Totally didnā€™t work out. Bad idea. Lolz

No, Marx advocated for a single central bank, controlled directly by the state, and so the elimination of private banking. That isnā€™t what Iā€™m calling for at all.

The big banks have shown, over and over again, that they are unwilling to following the regulations we have. They are able to do this because the only consequence when they do get caught, is a fine which they pay and continue misbehaving. The current approach is clearly not working.

It snowed here last night, so at:
8:00 I made a snowman.

8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didnā€™t make a snow woman.

8:15 So, I made a snow woman

8:17 My feminist neighbor complained about the snow womanā€™s voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere

8:20 The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snowmen instead

8:22 The transgender person asked why I didnā€™t just make one snow person with detachable parts

8:25 The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is whiteā€¦

8:31 The Muslim gent across the road demands the snow woman wear a burqa

8:40 The Police arrive saying someone has been offended

8:42 The feminist neighbour complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needs to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role

8:43 The Government equalities officer arrived and threatened me with eviction

8:45 TV news crew from the ABC shows up. I am asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I reply, ā€œSnowballsā€ and am called a sexist.

9:00 Iā€™m on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, hom-phobic sensibility offender bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplicesā€¦ My children are taken by social services

9:29 Far left protesters offended by everything are marching down the street demanding for me to be beheaded

Moral: There is no moral to this story. Itā€™s just the world in which we live today and itā€™s going to get fucking worse!!.

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Got a heap of snow at home today.
Been here 10 years and never seen anything like it before.

So wheres the picture of this snow human?

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ohhhhh fuck bentaz is that your 126?

You just went up like three notches bro.

1987 300SE, but Iā€™ve traded it to my neighbor for a car trailer to drag all my shit up north.

Ive had four W126s. I miss them a lot.

300SEL
300SE
420SEL

Used to be heaps of them for between 5 and 10k. Not anymore :frowning:

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One day Iā€™ll buy a 1977 silver shadow and drive it around stripped down to bare metal on chopped springs, but till the kids grow up n move I canā€™t really justify the money for it.
The old Merc scratched the itch for me for a while, the only way I can describe it is itā€™s like taking your loungeroom for a cruise to town!

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:grin: Yeah bit like my HiLux bentaz comfy :laughing:

Why a 77? The early ones with a 4 speed auto are smoother, less complicated and easier to get a bit more power out of.
A MK10 or 420G Jag is a better (and cheaper) car than a shadow in my experience.

I was born in 77.
If I was to buy a jag itā€™d be a v12 XJS. But they want to much for them considering they all rusted away with minutes of leaving the factory

Dad, is that you?

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Yes son it is, Iā€™m sorry I just didnā€™t know how to tell you.
Now that the cats out of The bag can you say hi to your mum for me? She wonā€™t answer when I call :crazy_face:

Okay, but shes upstairs with Uncle Dwayne and Uncle DeShaun.

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