Bored shit-posting

juststarting · September 28, 2020, 1:03pm

Lockdown day 6172531276836912

JizzFlinger · September 28, 2020, 11:57pm

I know most of you are just like this at the doctor.

CAVOK · September 29, 2020, 3:16am

Oh dear. I guess lockdown hasn’t been kind to everyone.

juststarting · September 29, 2020, 3:53am

One truly realises how antisocial one is when you have level 4 lockdown and my life hasn’t changes much.

JizzFlinger · September 29, 2020, 7:53am

You’re correct. My dad was social distancing before it was cool. Covid has made zero impact on him. He’s as happy as an divorced old guy with plenty of money and lots of time.

JizzFlinger · September 29, 2020, 9:30am

Okay add a good splash of pickle juice to your regular tomato based pasta sauce recipe. Killer.
I put about 1/2 cup in the middle during the boil down/reduction phase. Ultra umami.

EDIT: okay upon sobering Id knock that back to a quarter cup. Or just…maybe…i dunno dont do it.

juststarting · September 29, 2020, 1:23pm

Interesting, wonder if this just duplicates something like apple cider vinegar. Still nope, but I wonder if this is what you’re trying to achieve with “sweet and tangy”, unless you mean like dill which just suggests you’re drunk

JizzFlinger · September 30, 2020, 12:48am

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:

The first United States presidential (pfffff!) debate begins at 11.00am AEST (bout 15 mins) and if you are into the greatest reality TV show on earth I suggest you grab the popcorn and a blanky and get ready for some LAUGHS!
Hopefully Biden will shit his pants live on stage and Trump will be left to debate his teleprompter.

EWE ESS EH!
EWE ESS EH!
Ladies and Gentlemen, our greatest ally.

Nomis · September 30, 2020, 1:05am

It’s the first presidential debate in a long time I won’t be watching. I think I may have a stroke if I do.

I’m hoping it descends into a fist fight between the two of them.

juststarting · September 30, 2020, 1:12am

I would love to see that.

I have it playing on another screen. It already descended into babble and insults.

I am cringing - already cringing. Seriously, these 2 are the best they have, OMFG

juststarting · September 30, 2020, 1:13am

This is a pub chatter, not a presidential debate. Fuck me, this has hit the gutter from the start. Oh, fist fight is looking more likely now.

Nomis · September 30, 2020, 1:17am

Fight fight fight!

juststarting · September 30, 2020, 1:22am

“will you shut up, man!”

bwahahhahahahahahahah

JizzFlinger · September 30, 2020, 1:22am

You won!

JizzFlinger · September 30, 2020, 1:23am

This is great TV! Bidens got him on the ropes! “Get out of the bunker, get out of the golf course!”

Nomis · September 30, 2020, 1:34am

I may watch the vice presidential debates. Apparently Harris is famous for destroying people in arguments.

JSS · September 30, 2020, 2:02am

This is a thrilling debate between two intellectual giants.

JizzFlinger · September 30, 2020, 2:06am

yeah, we aren’t getting these minutes of our lives back. Im on work hours though.

Tempestman · September 30, 2020, 2:30am

I’ve seen better debates from actual kids lol. Do the debaters always interrupt each other this much?

JizzFlinger · September 30, 2020, 2:40am

Well, I think we’re all so much more enriched for having watched that.

And a one
And a two
And a three…

Oh say can you shart?
In the local WalMart!
Gun so prooooudly displaaaaaaayyed
As the commies keep screaming…