Bored shit-posting

Yep, one of ours to be proud of.
We are taking up a petition to have her deported to some far off land where she will fit in better.

You guessed it, back to Victoria…

You do realise that a petition is a document with words and punctuation, logical sentence structures, etc. Yes? It’s not something you can fingerpaint and sign with chewed crayons. Yeah? Just being helpful.

we use pictonary style documents, makes it easier for all to understand.

Tbh, she would probably be right at home in Melbourne.

My uni has a seating area that only allows vegetarian food.

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So after having to admit publicly that I bought 243 ammo for a short notice goat trip, I went out to sight the rifle in this morning and found out the scope is knackered anyway.
So it’s back to the trusty ol’ 303 for me this weekend…

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My next year’s love juice has arrived :grin:

Here come the sheep jokes. :grinning:

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Is that a pair of rubber boots in the background?

I just hope he doesnt bring it on the hunting trip next week. :scream:

Yes I’m bringing it hunting, yes those are rubber boots.
Yes I’m also bringing the boots!

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Thanks. I should make good use of them. :joy:

Poor old @AusTac well at least this time he will have some lube. Wait didn’t someone say stop with these jibes. :smile::rofl:

@AusTac what’s happening, dude? You’ve been quite?

Austac is safe. But @bentaz is fairly woolly. :sunglasses:

He is already spoken for with his back shaving buddy. Got to watch those two its got past the kinky stage.:blush::rofl:

Kinky is not a stage, it’s a lifestyle.

Besides, it’s back waxing and arse shaving. Not back shaving. Don’t you know anything?!

Long pointless rant… just getting it off my chest

Why does aus post hate me so much… i mean take more than a week to get a parcel from qld to vic ok i can live with. Taking 10 days to get something from Sydney… will upset me… but

Three times in a row, i order stuff from US and it reaches Melbourne airport and just goes missing for days/week.

So i call customer service, actually they have made it even harder 4 me as today time it would disconnect the call when it reaches the customer service section. Anyway they tell me the same bullshit story, ohh wait, USPS use fake status, its left chicago but might have been routed to Canada etc, its definitely not in Australia. But please message settler next week to try and trace it through.

And like the prev 3 times, within hours the tracking gets updated both on USPS and AUSPOST websites. Hopefully ill get it Monday/ Tuesday

They don’t hate you specifically, they hate everyone.

It could be just him?