Bored shit-posting

Thanks guys, new job great so far.

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I drove to work through snow this morning, the weather app says it feels like -3.3 outside here in ballarat.

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Wow I have sunshine ATM still a bit chilly but maybe 5 or 6 I would think.

And you didnā€™t get bogged???
Who said you needed a 4x4 :rofl:

Lol, na for a change Iā€™m not bogged mate

I feel so dirtyā€¦ I bought factory centrefire ammo today :persevere:

I feel so proud for making @bentaz feel so dirty. Some of you may think, hey, whatā€™s a big deal? But the guy is dirtyā€¦ I mean, filthy! To make him feel more so is an achievement :slight_smile:

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Not as dirty as Iā€™ll be when Iā€™m covered in goats blood on the weekend.

And no Iā€™m not planning a short notice hunting trip Iā€™m just doing satan stuff, I promise! :+1:

Careful you know those in powerful positions are not always taking things as a joke.

You know you used to be able joke about having a bomb in you bag at the airport kind of thing. That will get you four guys slamming you into the floor these days.

Likewise when coming back through customs and they start really checking your bags not a good idea to say you wont find anything I swallowed them down with a Jack Daniels and Coke.

Please to law enforcement these statements are all in jest just not very funny jokes these days.

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Nope not playing nice, Iā€™m to busy hailing satan!

Iā€™m fine with everything, but for the love of God, or Beelzebub in your case, could you please stop wearing the dead goatā€™s rectum as a hat.

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No! :metal:

He canā€™t get rid of it, It goes with his elephant scrotum shower cap.

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@JSS People keep saying That, but thatā€™s just what my head looks like!

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@Bentaz i dunno mate, Iā€™m sure i read somewhere that @juststarting said he found you very attractive and sometimes had trouble controlling himself.

ā€¦and not just sometimes.

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Heā€™s only human

Iā€™m not!

@1Fatman a cousin of yours? I mean, itā€™s WA youā€™re all cousins LOL

WA, needs to be renamed to WAF, Weird AF.

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:rofl::rofl::rofl: Thatā€™s awesome!!!