Forged from unicorn horn
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Actually I believe unicorn horns are forged out of 30-06 barrels
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And they are forged by naked virgins lathered baby oil, well atleast the Sako ones are. 
No, that’s Turkish wrestling. I hear the same person who invented 30-06 has also invented wrestling.
Yep he did, it’s called jelly wrestling.
I’ve heard that all 30-06 barrels are forged by sacred warrior monks high in the Himalayas.
Forged from unicorn horn
Actually I believe unicorn horns are forged out of 30-06 barrels
And they are forged by naked virgins lathered baby oil, well atleast the Sako ones are.
The 30-06 god loves all of you. 
P. S. I believe Spock used it with geat success against the Klingon’s.
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@Oldbloke, just saw this on YouTube, thought you might find it interesting too.
I want born for 10 years after this was made, but It shows one of the schools I went to, the beach I went to instead of school. The international harvester foundry that gave my dad emphysema and and heaps of places that bring back good memories.
Wombat shit.
Bad shit! 
Not the right place I know but that reminds me of a joke,
A city fella goes out to a farm for the first time, the farmer is showing him around the farm and they go into the shearing shed.
The city fella see’s all these little pellets of sheep shit and not knowing what they are asks the farmer.
The farmer says that they are smart pills, and if you eat one they will make you smarter. So the city fella picks one up and puts it in his mouth and starts to chew it.
Suddenly he stops, spits it out and says “that tastes like shit”, the farmer smiling says “see your getting smarter already”
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More likely wallaby or grey roo. Wombat is very qube like. Like a big dice.
I think it looks cubed.
Not cubed to me. Also about half the size of a wombat.
You clearly have a lot to learn before you are considered a shet expert. Lol
Like you have a PhD in fecology?!
No mate. Self taught expert. I have specialised in & have been studying bull shet for years.
So how can you possibly identify other shit, stick to bullshit, yo! LMAO
Take my educated word for it, its roo
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I used to weigh poo for a living, love a good poo joke
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This thread is going to shit…