Tell the truth @JizzFlinger , you banged one out over the dumpster dumper didn’t you…?
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be a fitter they said, it’ll be fun they said. I really need to do something about getting my gats over the WA
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Well pull your finger out and join the pistol club, rifles I have you covered.
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…and if it all gets too hard, I will give your 500 a home 
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I suffer from chronic OCD, so I just had to clean up my workbench… Ahhhh that’s much better…
I bet some kent just had a seizure…
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Wow, that breaker bar reminds me of the time I learnt that truck wheel nuts are opposite thread on the drivers side. Broke one stud before that sinking, shocking surreal idea pops into your head, “could it be reverse thread on this side?” and then you notice all too late, that there is a letter punched into the end of the wheel stud, and its not the same letter on the wheel studs on the other side of the truck. And your temperature goes up, and you start to sweat even more, and you pick up your broken 3/4" ratchet and toss it toward the clouds, and you let out the biggest F*CK YOU so loud that God can hear it and it immediately starts raining.
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You know whats worse? Putting wheels back on a 992k wheel loader and then realizing they need to come off again now after smoko, fuck my life! The wheels are about the size of your average two storey house
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So they’re only small then, piece of piss it should only take you five minutes 
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You using a fork or overhead crane ? OTR tyres are kinda my thing.
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Depends whats available but if the tyre guy isn’t around its done with the 7tonner fork wobbles all over the place and is sketchy as haha
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Lol, you wanted to be a fitter hehe. The 1 job on a mine site that I would never do.
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As long as it has side shift it’ll get the job done.
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Not just trucks, Older Valiants, Mazda and Ford vans come to mind.
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Recently got access to a supercomputer for a uni research project, and I thought you guys might get a kick out some of the terms and conditions of use.
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Atleast you can still look at porn lol.
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@1Fatman didn’t they arrest you yesterday for throwing a suspicious package into the supreme leaders office, how are you on the forum?
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It’s not that kind of computer… To look at porn. But he can do really fast calculations. And that’s like porn for nerdy kids
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Yeah, so he’s still jerking off in front of it, lol…
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Lucky you’re only trying to deliver your WMD 295kms then hey mate.
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Yeah shure thats what all computers say “Im not that sort of computer” where have I heard that before. oh yeah in high school from some girl just before!
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