The big fat COVID-19 thread.

If I didn’t know any better and I don’t, I would have sworn you’ve taken lessons from @JizzFlinger (who took lessons from Jack Black?)


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Borders closed. Nobody travelling. Room bookings cancelled left, right & centre.

Cook quit today, which saved me sacking her slack arse - so I’m back running the kitchen while trying to project manage a $400k brewery expansion, keep up with brewing and rustle up forward orders for when the brewery hits full swing…
Only qualified people applying for chef job are interstate or overseas, which brings me back to the fact that borders are closed and no fucker can travel…

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Sorry all i heard was Brewery Expansion

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Covid has cut the number of people visiting on-site so we need to make more beer to get into wholesale…

If we can’t get punters in the door we have to get beer out the door… catch 22… more debt to save our already debt riddled arses.

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Congrats though mate!! It might suck a bit right now but i’m sure it will work in the long run, and who knows it might go absolutely gang busters like so many of the boutique breweries have done. Fingers crossed.

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Watching the news just now and the SA prime minister is asked
“on a scale from one to Gladis Berajiklian how are you feeling this morning?”

I almost spat my cuppa out!

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Id cook for you for free, and nail everything. But Id drink all your piss.

JizzFlingers paradox.

Bloody hell now we’ve got a stupid bloody three day lockdown here in Qld…None of you guys in the other states especially NSW or Vic could possibly understand or know how it feels, i mean three whole days, that’s like nearly 72 hours or something…it’s like an eternity.

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Three days is only enough time to piss people off and cause Chaos for business’s. It takes that long to get test results back and longer to get a trend if the are going up or down,

I know it’s a joke and not a haha one. Just a knee jerk reaction to a small and already traced & contained cluster of 6 linked cases to try and look good regardless of the damage it does to all the struggling small business out there.
But don’t worry essential business like Bunnings and Dan Murphys can stay open & make money.

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Socialists don’t get borgiarsie, err, I mean small business.

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It’s just your turn…

Yep, it doesn’t phase me in the least TBH, i do feel for all the poor buggers with small businesses out there who get hammered though.

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Yep …my wifes business has well n truly taken one for the team…but hanging in there, just.

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3 Days? Yeah “Just the Tip”…

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Remember, 69 days to flatten the 420 curve. We’re all in this to get her.

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