Russia and Ukraine

I TRIED TO WARN YOU BUT YOU DIDNT LISTEN.

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pushes to front of queue, climbs soapbox knocks @juststarting clean off it and grabs the mike

Ahem.

So, many of the things said above this supreme post are truthful and will happen. The huffing and puffing is going to plan, just as planned. The media are absolutely frothing and pitching tents in their pants to make it look like Russia is planning a full scale take over of You Crane.

Niet.

The two enclaves that are heavily populated (majority?) Russian will be annexed along side Crimea and this will become rightful Russian clay. “Peacekeeping troops” along with replacements for the local government institutions will be installed and neither Ukraine nor the West will fire a shot. Putin will effectively do it without firing an offensive shot (there will be some bombing and shooting, just normal stuff though, not with the aim of taking Kyiv).

And that will be it. Russia has absorbed more Russia. The media, the nodding West and CornPop will be left looking slightly more retarded than usual. BUT: The actions of Russia versus the response by the west and the media will drive further the wedge between the two social cultures that prevail. Please note: I am a really special person. Like, super dooper cannot be compromised special.

If we took a survey of people in the west’s opinion of Russia 6 months ago and take it again with the same q’s and respondents, we would see a bigger divide between the number of those on the right who support Russia’s invasion because the media lied and the people living there are Russian anyway and of course, “bUt WhAt AbOuT ISRaeL, ThEy Do iT aNd We SuPpOrt ThEm” AND the left would be much more anti Russian because Biden said so, the WSJ said so and everyone on social media agrees with them. Oh, and Trump was like basically copulating Putin.

And Russia will hold the pre-emptive sanctions and media lies as a millstone around its enemies neck.

More damage to the West. More demoralization. More territory to Russia. More weakening of Ukraine. Russia won this round and it hasn’t even started in earnest.

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Slaps that bitch clear from his soap box.

Ahem! I believe I have said that in a more concise way.

Slaps that bitch again for prophylactics

…ok, you can now have the mic :slight_smile:

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You’re missing the part about dividing the west even further. Unreal watching the different news agencies go for each others throats. Different think tanks attacking differing ideologies. People asking for Russians living in the USA to be interned. Anyone not supporting Putin labeled an enemy of the state. I gotta say, IM MCLOVIN IT.

puts mike in butthole, hands it back

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puts mic back in @JizzFlinger buthole, so deep, that @juststarting just needs to talk into @JizzFlinger’s eyeballs :slight_smile:

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Russian return gives wool farmers a warmer feeling (theaustralian.com.au)

Konstantin Konevego, chief executive of Russia’s most famous uniform manufacturer and brand, Pavlovsky Possad, said he wanted to buy better-quality Australian merino wool instead of low grade Russian and Argentine wool to fill his latest contracts making most of Russia’s new police, school and Army uniforms.

Soooo, ummmm, hrmmm, yeahhh…

Headlines are awesome at the moment. “GET DIRTY RUSSIAN CASH OUT OF OUR BANKS NOW!”

Tell me, was it clean when it went in? Were you rich mother%*@^!s doing due dilligence then? All of a sudden it’s bad? Honestly I hope he goes all in, China backs him up and the West falls aimlessly into line for the meat grinder and all thats left is for us to take over :slight_smile:

Edit: Some idiot customer is telling me that we have to defend freedom and democracy in Ukraine.
Democracy.
Ukraine.
:laughing:

Ooof.

Democracy? Does that actually exist on Earth at all anymore?

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Haven’t fact checked this, but it was sent to me by a mate in the U.S.

Ukraine

For those who ask: “Why does Ukraine matter? “

How the nation of Ukraine ranks:

1st in Europe in proven recoverable reserves of uranium ores;

2nd place in Europe and 10th place in the world in terms of titanium ore reserves;

2nd place in the world in terms of explored reserves of manganese ores (2.3 billion tons, or 12% of the world’s reserves);

2nd largest iron ore reserves in the world (30 billion tons);

2nd place in Europe in terms of mercury ore reserves;

3rd place in Europe (13th place in the world) in shale gas reserves (22 trillion cubic meters)

4th in the world by the total value of natural resources;

7th place in the world in coal reserves (33.9 billion tons)

Ukraine is an agricultural country:

1st in Europe in terms of arable land area;

3rd place in the world by the area of black soil (25% of world’s volume);

1st place in the world in exports of sunflower and sunflower oil;

2nd place in the world in barley production and 4th place in barley exports;

3rd largest producer and 4th largest exporter of corn in the world;

4th largest producer of potatoes in the world;

5th largest rye producer in the world;

5th place in the world in bee production (75,000 tons);

8th place in the world in wheat exports;

9th place in the world in the production of chicken eggs;

16th place in the world in cheese exports.

Ukraine can meet the food needs of 600 million people.

Ukraine is an industrialized country:

1st in Europe in ammonia production;

2-е Europe’s and 4th largest natural gas pipeline system in the world (142.5 bln cubic meters of gas throughput capacity in the EU);

3rd largest in Europe and 8th largest in the world in terms of installed capacity of nuclear power plants;

3rd place in Europe and 11th in the world in terms of rail network length (21,700 km);

3rd place in the world (after the U.S. and France) in production of locators and locating equipment;

3rd largest iron exporter in the world

4th largest exporter of turbines for nuclear power plants in the world;

4th world’s largest manufacturer of rocket launchers;

4th place in the world in clay exports

4th place in the world in titanium exports

8th place in the world in exports of ores and concentrates;

9th place in the world in exports of defence industry products;

10th largest steel producer in the world (32.4 million ton

…but it will never be Number One for Postassium export!

Borat_Kazakhstan

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Only if you’re wealthy enough to have a lobbyist or make frequent political donations. /s

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News Just in

Ukraine confirms Russia’s ‘full-scale invasion’

Ukraine’s foreign minister Dmytro Kuleba has confirmed Russia’s “full-scale invasion” of Ukraine.

Putin has just launched a full-scale invasion of Ukraine. Peaceful Ukrainian cities are under strikes.

This is a war of aggression. Ukraine will defend itself and will win. The world can and must stop Putin. The time to act is now.”

They are saying on the news that “Vladimir Putin Has Declared War On Ukraine”

anyone can confirm?

Its a special military operation according to putin, but he wont be occupying Ukraine.
Demilitarisation of all Ukraine.

Watching russian RT News now on youtube

Airstikes, shelling and amphibious landings reported

The Special Military Operation is to decimate the Ukraine Army and overthrow the Government.

Listening to the UNSC livestream - they sound so impotent :expressionless:.

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They are.

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I wonder if the Ukraine’s have the same toilet paper fears that we had? They say there is a rush on ATM and supermarkets but video doest show empty shelves like we had during lockdown.

Does anyone know what small arms the Ukrainians would be using other than whatever they have. What arms are the government handing out to all the citizens that want one. (turns out to be a false claim.)