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Gosh. I sure hope the titles are diverse and inclusive dear leader 
Sounds like some sort of IT porn party.
Dammit…
Ive always liked that this forum is a level playing field without the silly rankingvsystems of other sites.
Guess if there’s military style ranks, i’ll get the “reservist” title 
I agree but egos have gotta be fed i guess.
@Gwion since you are across the strait, you have the potential to be a fully fledged rear admiral, but as it stands right now, you are just a lonely seamen 
Can’t i be an irregular infantry gorilla???
And, no, that wasnt a typo
Do you need to take us offline for 28 days? 
Two week post approval process…
I vote we remove the need for butthole pics when applying to join. I found it an odd request and I hurt my back taking the photo.
I have a rank, it’s lowly but it’s the best rank there is.
Gunner Bentaz reporting for duty, sir!
Yeah I don’t know. Maybe a Powder Monkey.
I nearly coughed up a lung you old chucklef*ck!
I will have to try harder lol
Chairborne Commando
don’t know, maybe the next 1st April 
Bahahahahahaha well played Sir. 
