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Dusgruntled employee…??
Phantom shitter

Motion activated sprinklers…

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Retired senile delivery driver that misses pulling up at loading bays to drop “shit” off. :rofl: Seriously though it a bloody odd thing to be doing.

Maybe he just likes to hang of the dumpster like that, good posture and all.

He got sick of dumpster diving and moved on to become a dumpster dumper. Lol

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Found out who he is. Sad lonely old man with substance abuse and social problems. Lives a few streets away. I will leave a note on his car politely asking him to refrain from doing it again. Written in feces of course.

THIS. IS. DAAARWAHHHHHN!

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Seems fair and he left you plenty of st,ink to leave a nice msg with… :joy:

Just hook the dumpster up to 240v each night.

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You would be amazed just how many people drive naked ! In the NT… I did some work for the DPIF back when the fruit fly checkpoints were active and seen heaps of that, several regular locals (probably taking the piss lol) and a mind boggling amount of tourist’s would pass through like that… Man its hard to concentrate on work when you have a hot as fark chick naked next to you… :hushed:

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Hahaha!!!

A while back there was some chit chat about guns being made of a tube and a nail. Today I saw this picture of a gun in PNG being used in turf wars. It looks pretty DIY myself any ideas?
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Just needs a few coats of oil.

No wonder Australia gave PNG back. Total liability.

And now Chyna have decided it’s a great place to buy into and build a multi billion dollar base and port on, and because the Aussie gov dropped the ball and don’t want to invest in PNG anymore it might just happen …Yeah good thinking you dumbass Aussie Pollies.
Hopefully PNG see the trap and steer clear, or Australia snap out of it and throw some cash and a better deal at them to stop a Chynese base from popping up 150kms from our coastline.

Point taken.
The Chynese will happily bribe the useful Papuans and go full Uyghur on the unwilling mountain Papuans, something we don’t do. Well, mostly. Sensitive westerners like us don’t like doing business with corrupt politicians…when it can be seen back home :slight_smile:

How did they go in East Timor? Last time I looked the Chinese were selling/swapping some naval hardware for something.

Not sure about Timor, but when i went over to Tonga a few years after their little coup & riots, China had moved in and paid for all new construction, supplied all materials and labour (from Chyna of course) & owned most of the new buildings there. I have to say the Tongans were still smarter than us as they wouldn’t let Chyna own the land, just the buildings on it lol.

Unfortunately (well in my humble opinion anyway) Oz needs to just suck it up and hold the hand of our smaller pacific neighbours and play nice otherwise we leave the door open for less desirable outcome.

Ahh, but see the little Pacific children have discovered the power of the UN and climate change pandering. Good money from that UN mob. My cousin in Fiji is a UN youth ambassador. The system is amazing. Just insane.
So, not only do we have to hold their hand, we have to let them whip us with all the damage our country does that makes their islands sink. You know, all 0.33% of the worlds population that we make up.

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Lots of homemade guns in Temor too according to my brother.

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Brazilian machine guns to Indian zip guns - https://homemadeguns.wordpress.com/

Damn, some of them look pretty darn sketchy. :hushed: