After its internet debut in 1999, Happy Tree Friends became an unexpected success, getting over 15 million hits each month[5] along with screenings at film festivals.[6]
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I watched a few episodes. Good for a chuckle. Similar vein to jackass with the gross out humour. The joke wore thin over time.
Went & picked up my other SASS Vaquero today & it feels good to have them reunited.
Then i got bored, youtube got the better of me and i ended up booking a house on Straddie for next week. Should be good, a bit of 4wding, beach, beer & seafood.
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Iād settle for being able to travel more than 5 klms and visit immediate family at the moment.
Stage four sucks. And now there is water hoarding to boot.
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I read about that contaminated water today, thatās a serious kick in the nuts!! You guys are just getting shit on from all angles at the moment.
I guess the trick is to avoid a 2nd wave. Good luck with that everyone.
My advice to those who are still free to move about is to stock up while you have a chance. Things will get better for everyone long term, but I think for anyone in an urban setting thereās a high chance of it getting worse beforehand.
Worse than stage 4? thatās scary, what ya thinking?
No, just giving those outside of Melbourne a heads up. If Sydney (for example) was to go into stage 4 overnight - have you got food, water etc stocked up?
Stage 5 would involve more severe travel restrictions , petrol sales being limited/rationed and many more roadblocks manned by ADF.
Uh, ok
Is stage 5 where you lot finally turn into Zombies?
If so I have just the thingā¦ Some Zombie green
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Nah its when your government locks everything down hard and you say to yourself āfuck I shouldāve listened to Wombatā.
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So the zombies come at stage 6 then?
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@1Fatmanās hoping so, heās ready, provisioned & excited, so with a giddy smile and a skip in his step heās heading for a border tower to lay in wait.
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I am sure most of you blokes have seen this howeverā¦
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@JSS you are spot on, I keep looking at the news reports hoping for the good news but alas nothing yet.
There are some spare spots in our towers if you care to join in but then I think that you would be waiting at your border towers just incase they go North.
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Iām the same mate, i watch the news hoping to see some pale bastard with a dull look on their face moaning about, i thought we were on one day but it was just a couple of Emos in the background.
Yep Northern towers manned & ready.
I love that memeā¦This apocalypse is horseshit 
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It all makes sense now.
Iāve just finished updating the cigarette prices a la the 12.5% govt tax increase, plus manufacturers increase, plus Jizzflingersā toy shop increase and I understand now.
A pack of Benson & Hedges 25ās will run you $55. If you havenāt quit and are paying this price to kill yourself, you are obviously legally insane and will be sent to the gulag and forced to quit. Or maybe you just dgaf like people who drink cartons of RTDās.
Well played gubbermint, well played.
$55 a packet. Holy shirtsā¦ what an expensive hobbyā¦
Vaping!
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Just to add, ScoMo&Co get $1.10c per cigarette now. Every single time someone lights up. Plus GST on top of that and margins. I get .30c 
Every kilo of pouch tobacco sold nets them nearly $1600!!
Weāre in the wrong business fellas.