Bored shit-posting

Ohhhhh it’s on. Im entering. If anyone wants me to submit their entry, just let me know :slight_smile:

https://m.facebook.com/events/coolalinga-guns-and-ammo/the-great-jerk-off-jerky-festival/587852688686876/

Finally , I thought it was my time to shine , then I read a bit further.

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Damn straight. There’s no way Im submitting that entry on your behalf!

My entries include
“Mrs Palmers Old Fashioned” and a special teriyaki one called “Turning Japanese”.

It’s pretty bad when you’re working on an old gun, scrubbing the bore with all sorts of solvents, only to realise that all of those odours have just been muted by the smell of your own fart.

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Redundant hyphen, but okay.

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Not going to lie, I laughed.

That’s not how you spell premature ejacutators forum!

We agreed not to talk about this!

Bloody Trump…
As we know he caused global warming by not letting Obama close down GitMo and now thanks to all that I’m having to light the fire on the first day of December.
If only I’d voted Greens, this never would of happened to me!

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It’s a lovely 37 over here, I could box some up for you and post it over. Just need your address lol.

Ooohhh you want to be funny, ay? How about I bottle some of this up for you?

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OOOhhhhh you need bitch slapping but you would like that too much.
Talk about kicking a man when he is down lol.

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tenor

I haven’t shot anything for the last two weekends because I haven’t been able to get out of town. Im going to the range tomorrow. In a way this makes me feel uncomfortable somewhat. Its like “you can’t get any real shooting so you have to go and use a paid service”
Yes, it feels like Im going to a brothel because “I’m not getting any”.
Does anyone else feel this way when they use the services of a range? Were you satisfied? How long did it last? Did you sit in the shower and cry afterwards feeling great shame?

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$9.20???

Holy sticks it’s over $70 here.

I have absolutely no issues going to Little River. I don’t know about other states, but this is the main public range in Melbourne… And I’ve never had a bad day there.

Yeah, 9 with change, but $57 with change for handgun.

I only shoot at Little River, I’ve never shot anywhere else. When I get my shed built and guns moved up here I’ll shoot at SSAA Shepparton.
$20 a go as I’m a member.

I get to go to quite a few ranges and mostly it is pretty structured shooting. But at the home range on a lot of weekends if you want to do something a bit different there are no issues. A lot of people think that the target rifle guys are really strict and there are a few and then there are the old boys that really enjoy guns and all sorts come out and get shared around. We have some pretty informal novelty days as well. It really feels like a social fun shoot most of the time. You certainly get to have a lot of gun time available so never feel like your “not getting enough”