Bored shit-posting

Now I know that I WILL either make a psot to satisfy the algorithm or get a exemption for you in that section. We need more humor in life.

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Cheers mate, I guess it’s an automatic thing from the forum platform to stop people going off on unhinged rants & bombarding the other poor buggers with multi posting shite. Usually it’s probably a wise thing to have, but not really needed in our rare little oasis of peace & happiness here at OGL. :grin:

It’s an automatic feature to help combat spam posting, which yeah, isn’t really needed here, but it’s built in to the platform.

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Love her or hate her, she’s always been on the side of shooters.

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you mob know some nice acreage for sale in Victoria?

Must be big enough for chooks, a cow or two, dozen sheep and a plinkfest.

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@bentaz still alive?

I tell ya, it better try to kill us now after the amount of prep work I’ve done.
We are prepared to be cut off from town and power for a week.
The birds are ratchet strapped to the house strapped down the Koi filters and shoved everything I can into the shed and done a big tidy up.
It’s just wait n see now mate. We are right at the bottom of the danger zone, @JSS probably has more to worry about than us.

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good luck m8. nature can be a lovely thing or a fking angry thing. i think its pissed off atm.

Nature is one thing you really cant fight and expect to win. The power in an electrical storm is just off the charts.

I mean its not really hitting the headlines but Africa is breaking a bit off again. The gap is quite considerable already.

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What are you talking about? Is there meant to be some rain coming or something? Yeah I’ve done all I can. The trampoline in the backyard looks like it’s ready for a bondage party, all it’s missing is the gimp mask.
The gennie is fueled & ready to flick on because I’ll be fucked if I’m going through a cyclone without cold beverages a hot shower and Netflix & the internet.

Hopefully the neighbours yard won’t try to flood my garage again, but I’m sure it’ll try so fingers crossed I’ve got that sorted out now.
The only thing I’m honestly wondering is what level of wind speed it’ll take to turn the carport into a kite of steel & timber :rofl:

Now I just have to sit back and summon my inner Lieutenant Dan and enjoy the ride.
gary-sinise-is-that-all-you-got

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Waiting… Waiting… Waiting…

Apparently nobody ever taught Alfie that if you’re on time you’re already 5 minutes late.

Should have called it Alfina, this things as late as a fuck women!
I’m bored now, I hate waiting, I just wanna see some shit get fucked up now…

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Waiting sucks hey.

Just fucking BRING IT!!!

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Looking at the TV now and they are trying real hard to make something out of nothing. The best they can say its a lull no rain no wind and flat sea. But I would give it full respect and stay out of its way Shit happens and it can change fast.

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Of coarse the media has to beat it up beyond belief, how else do you keep the ā€œit’s climate change and we’re all gunna dieā€ narrative going?
Point of fact, it can’t be a TROPICAL cyclone, it 'ain’t in the tropics. It’s an intense low pressure system and the further it travels south the less heat energy it has to sustain itself.
All low pressure systems are technically ā€œcyclonesā€, highs are termed ā€œanti-cyclonesā€.

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Take the break in the news cycle and be grateful for it. At least we have less news of what stupid thing Trump has done now running commentary.

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@bentaz that is me right now :rofl:

Piece of shit no show mongrel bastard puff of wind fucking gay sissy girl five drops of rain bitch ass weather!! I cut two branches off my favorite tree for this???

Fucking TEMU cyclone!!!

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No news on here at all, we’ve got non stop My Little Ponies, Gabbys Dollhouse, and Princess Power going on and I have to say my mental health is spiraling down in a cartoon induced death roll :rofl:

Dont worry the storm will be live streamed for most of the day I would bet. On other news my Mate Trump among his many anti DEI orders the US military has been ordered to delete at least 26,000 images that include such things as Blacks shown loading ammo References to a second world war Medal of Honor recipients, the Enola Gay aircraft that dropped an atomic bomb on Japan, and the first women to pass US marine infantry training are among the tens of thousands of photos and online posts marked for deletion at the Pentagon. That poor country trying to re write its history to make itself a Straight White manly Nation. Shit like that will bring a country down. I could rant on that guy for ages the stupid trade war he keeps trying to impose on Countries including Australia until it is shown how the US will be worse off. So delay those for a month then try again then oh shit that didnt work stop them again on again off again.