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Poor old Salman Rushdie has been stabbed in the neck with gun violence!

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I know one shouldn’t make light of some knob smoker shooting up Canberra airport, but when I heard the report that he was just shooting at the glass, one thing came immediately to mind:

https://youtu.be/rlVVWImGd9E

So long as it’s big enough to hurl Volkswagen’s I’m in.

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Ah, so this is what it takes to drag you back out into the open!

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The Russian princess probably untied him…
G’day Brett

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I’m not spending much time on forums these days, been busy with new job, working on the bugout, loading and family. We managed to get the wife’s mum out of Ukraine and into Australia a couple months back and she’s living with us now which is a relief.

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Thats good to hear mate, i bet she has some stories

Not so much stories but more like nightmares, living under constant fire from both sides, friends being shot by the so called ā€œLiberatorsā€. The important thing is that she’s here now and she’s safe.

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Glad shes safe mate.

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So I go to a fun shop to pick up my new 22, yes, a few haven’t featured on the forum… And because I track it I can see when it lands. Being in the area, like a bat out of hell I’m there. Only to learn that it hasn’t been processed by the registry yet (new gun in the state) and I won’t be able to take it home until Monday. Well! Revenge was swift. Swift I tells ya. I said, fine, no problem, I’ll take care of all payment stuff now and while at it, I’ll take a slab of this and a few boxes of that. So ha! Who’s laughing now, I got their ammo and they don’t. Genius.

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Crazy like a fox. :rofl:

What y’all packing in your kids lunch boxes tomorrow?

And don’t say nothin’ stupid like 9mm.

Haven’t got a clue what gets packed in the young blokes lunch-box. Have no idea how modern schooling works. Two years of disruption and ā€œhome schoolingā€ and I reckon he’s spent less than half of this year in a classroom doing actual lessons. Off again this week on a week long excursion, had one about a month ago. I haven’t seen any homework assigned at all, (he’s in year 10), principal sends a newsletter home every week letting us know that he considers education to be more than the three R’s. I reckon the standard of lessons he’s getting would equate to my year 8 level. Fucked if I know…

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Serving and Protecting in the Ewe-Essay

Maybe the store in question was where they got their free doughnuts

Police officer, county deputies suspended in Arkansas after graphic arrest video posted to social media

If they get the sack there they will have to move to Victoria, theyll fit in great.
Fucking slimey cocksuckers

Slow learners eh?

I believe they have qualified immunity to hide behind.

Surprise surprise they have it here too.

https://www.unswlawjournal.unsw.edu.au/article/you-cant-charge-me-im-a-cop-should-police-corrections-staff-and-law-enforcement-officers-be-immune-from-criminal-liability-for-actions-carried-out-against-vulnerable-people-in-the-course-of-the/

So i guess the bible bashers win because here’s proof there’s a heaven.

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Does it have a coffee machine? Guns, donuts and coffee, you’re right, there is a heaven.

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I sooo want to go there and find out.

Best location I’ve seen that would get the ā€œanti’sā€ panties in knots was in Roswell, New Mexico. Big gunshop with huge faƧade right between a pre-school and a church.

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