What if you know how to/have changed a tire, does that mean you have to grow a beard?
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I cant change a car tyre , never even tried and sometimes have a beard.
Maybe I should get a bead breaker, and balancer so I can change tyres after I swap wheels.
I have renovation beard. Was gonna chop it off when Im finished. Think Ill keep it.
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Itâs not fun, but itâs not that hard either.
You donât need a bead breaker, you can use a sledgehammer or just drive over it.
I reckon a car wouldnât be hard, but doing Unimog tires is, um, fun!
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No you just need to dye your beard pink and find a nice matching frock 
Itâs not pink, itâs salmon!
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I thought magenta was all the rage
I just canât keep up anymore
Nah, i think salmon is back, very coincidental timing but i was at DFO this morning and this woman was trying to push some salmon shorts on me telling me âtheyâre inâ and they canât keep enough salmon shirts in stock.
I told her it looks like iâll be out of fashion again this year as i donât do skinny pants and i sure as hell donât do salmon lol.
That being said i have to admit i do have a couple of pink shirts 
Have a âmateâ who turned up to a shoot with a t-shirt that he had swapped an Aussie team shirt for with a, ( well known to us ), female shooter while overseas. He is adamant that itâs âaggressive salmonâ, we donât care what he says, itâs a sheilaâs pink shirt.
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Aggressive salmon 
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You ever thought to yourself, this wire cutters that I own, they are just not hipster enough? Like, yeah, they are functional, but, it just doesnât gel with my piccolo. The handles donât go well with my bright Hawaiian shorts (yes, shorts, not shirt). I feel like that all the time. Well, fear not! This new fashion accessory goes well with any coffee and the most aggressive salmon pink shirt @JSS has to offer 
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This is what boredom looks like.
Iâm sorry but itâs just not Tommy Bahama enough with itâs dog poop brown handle, plus it doesnât have a beard oil holder for the Melbournian hipsters, and most importantly itâs the model that doesnât have the cold press attachment and i just donât see the point of cutting wires to break in or out of the compound as you do if youâve got no bloody coffee once you get through.
P.S. Aggressive Salmon is for girls, real men wear PINK.
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You need some LSD and a steady stream of the Teletubbies and In The Night GardenâŚboredom over.
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Hey beardos. Ive never paid my face pubes any attention. Like ever. Is there something I can do to make it less Salafist âtik tik BOOMâ and more Taliban âweâre in control nowâ?
You know, without beinâ a queer or nothinâ.
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Yeah, Iâm not entirely sure whatâs going on here, like a bear convention, loooooota homoerotic energy coming out here. Like lumbersexual deviants going camping. I mean, Iâm not sure they are going camping, but if they did, this is what I think it would sound like.
I think you have to move to Melbourne to qualify for that shit mate, but iâm hardly an expert my face fluff never gets past a number two clipper each week.
With that I could qualify for in the Taliban was a suicide bomber so i gave it a miss as the job didnât have a lot of room for advancement.
Just ignore @juststarting, his LSD has started kicking in. 
@bentaz you just made me throw up in my mouth a little⌠well played sir.
