Bored shit-posting

I wonder where this tin foil hat brigade got my email address from? I don’t remember signing up for Twitchybastardconspiracytheorists .com The sneaky bastard got past my spam filter somehow and was in my inbox this morning.
Here’s the email for your viewing pleasure. :grin:
PS click any of their links at your own risk lol, i didn’t bother, i just had a laugh & sent it to spam.
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" Upgrade Your Gear, Not Your Budget"

July 15th, 2021

take a look at the chart below.

If the last part of your email is found below, declassified documents confirm it’s been wiretapped for roughly 6 years.

And recent documents show the rest of the email addresses out there have been wiretapped for about 3-4 years.

Meaning anything you said or read on your email has been tracked by the government!

Fortunately when you follow the simple instructions contained in the new book, “Wire Tapped America,” they won’t be able to spy on your email anymore.

And not only does “Wire Tapped America” keep your email safe…

You’ll also discover:

  • Which part in your car talks to Big Brother… and how to shut it up.
  • How common appliances spy on you and how you can blindfold them for good.
  • Even though they can listen to your phone… you can do something simple to block them.

And more!

The CIA openly admitted before congress all of this is happening.

And that’s why the author of “Wire Tapped America,” Frank Mitchell, wants you to have his new book for Free!

Frank has extensive government connections and wants to keep Americans informed and protected.

So he’s decided to give a handful of copies of this incredible book away for Free.

And while Frank’s nice… he ain’t rich, which means supplies are limited to just 200 copies, and a ton have already been claimed.

To keep the government’s nose out of your business click here and get yours before the rest are gone.

Thank You.

P.S. Frank says this is a one-time ‘privacy alert’ giveaway. Once these 200 copies are gone (and many already are) this info won’t be available free again.

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Sheesh

So what’s worse…
They used the same sneaky ways that they are sooking about to get that email to you,

Or they think that 200 is more than a ton

Get back in ya bomb shelters ya cousin touching freaks and sip on Frankies cool aid :fu:

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Righto, which one of you did this?

Thats is disgusting dude. Sick, demented, twisted, gross ewww.

I cant believe you spank it to images of a Creedmoor.

What’s wrong with creedmore? You guys…

Makes me last longer :zipper_mouth_face:

Well i had this new pair of shears and i got a bit bored and, well, you know, one thing just led to another and the next thing they were lining up.

In my defence they deserved it because they were all nuts :rofl:

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boom fuggin tish mate.

Fuck covid! Fuck work!

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yes, indeed.

Fuck the cold weather, and the wind, fuck the wind!
I need to spray crops but it’s too cold and too windy.
While we’re at it ,fuck covaids and lockdowns, I’m trying to run a shoot in 3 weeks time and if these lockdowns don’t lift, I’ll lose half of my shooters.
Bugger it, I’m going out to light the forge and warm up.

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Ahhh the joy’s of living in Mexico.

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What’s sort of Forge??

Tally Ho! How’s the freedom over there my good man? Trust it’s as nice as up here? Carry on.

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Oh it is so splendid, I have a hard time trying to decide where I should go first, into town, to the gun range, out hunting or just plain driving around. Such problems we face.

I guess that it is much the same for you.

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Indeed it is, very very hard to choose what to enjoy outside. Im taking the Victorian refugee carpenter to the Casino pool bar for lunch. Ogle at barely clothed european women and drink lager. Terrible times it is in the 30 degree sun.

BWAHAHAHAHAA

You mean on TV in NT? BWAHAHAHAHAHAH

Oh look, here comes the locked up victorian typing at a million miles an hour.

Don’t be racist.

That cage really suits you.