Bored shit-posting

Imagining how many times you have include ‘with all due respect’ when talking to the equivalent of a potato in a uniform.

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Now here is a very random question, if someone was to die and wanted to be buried with their firearms, would they have to be buried in a lockable police approved box built to meet the regulations?

Nope, because I dont believe, it would be allowed. Not only by the funstoppers, but by the Cemetary…they have some pretty strict rules…

What if someone dies and wants to be cremated with all their ammunition? :rofl:

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But you can be buried at your own property if you want to. But you might be right about the funstoppers.

That would be a new definition of going out with a bang. :crazy_face:

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They would have to be rendered innocuous. Then all good.

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Just chuck em in the hole :joy:

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…that is all :slight_smile:

I reckon I could win that however not keen on the blood and milk cocktail. Wonder if one could substitute it for beer, chips and gravy.

No, that’s like steroids, no cheating!

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My son hasn’t play Call Of Duty at all this weekend and instead is playing Fortnite. Is he about to come out as trans? I see some church groups offering to “pray the gay away”. Does this work or should I use traditional Kazahk method of jumper leads and pepper spray on the testes?

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One does not simply turn back the clock and start playing Fortnight after they have been exposed to COD. Something is wrong man, very wrong, get the cables.

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Hope every one in NSW is alright and hopefully avoiding property damage :frowning:

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They deleted the ‘police’ cars from the game becsuse virtue signalling for BLM or whatever flavor of the month protest is hot right now.

Imagine some young kid with a police officer mum wondering why Fortnite hates his mum or her occupation? Imagine indoctrinating kids to oppose law enforcement through vidya…

QUIET BEZMENOV!

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We just got back from a few days in Canberra and had to take the inland track (New England Hwy) at Newcastle instead of the Pacific Hwy as it was closed. The place we had booked for a stopover in Port Macquarie rang to cancel our booking as they were under water, poor buggers!! I just saw someones roof floating down a river on the news. A lot of people are going to be starting over from scratch i think.

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Looks that way.

Someone’s been on a diet

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You could of stopped in here mate, I’m not far off the New England.
Not that it’s a lot dryer here, I had to walk all my shopping up the driveway in the rain again.

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I thought all the kids were trans now? Didn’t they make it a law?

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