The problem with the Babylon Bee is that it is no longer satire but instead a true and correct portrayal of the immediate future.
We used to have pictures of big tited girls on page 3. You have weird stuff found in toilets, Never have I put a gun in the toilet for any reason who does that?
Well we just put them on page four, and in this case those boobs happen to be mine. Vee are not so diffwent, you and I.
That paper has a long standing tradition of front page headlines like that. We were in Darwin in 2010 for the silly-wet nationals and I remember one headline, “Man Attacked by Prawn!”. The story was about a bloke who opened his freezer and a bag of prawns fell out and broke his nose…
Did the cuffs leave any marks on your wrists mate? 
Bahahaha where do you get this stuff from Gaz. Faaaarken funny.
I have a meme writer trapped in a well in my basement.
It writes the memes or it gets the hose again.
