And apart from a couple of AKs it’s all quality up to date US hardware too.
I’d love to hit the markets at the Kyber Pass, all the crazy bolt action .303 AK’s and hand filed M4’s!
I’d probably hold off on buying any ammo though!
One of my favourite gun youtubers bought a Martini Henry in Afghanistan
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The going rate for a crate of M4s and 1000 rounds is one goat. If you pay any more you’re a sucker.
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The problem with goats is that they are turned on by male human pheromones.
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Baaa means No.
Are you sure, I always thought 
… ohhh never mind 
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That’s the best you tube link you have ever posted. I nearly didnt click on it as your recent efforts have sucked, but this sir, is gold
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I’m with you there mate!
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I dumb it down from time to time, so the peasants don’t feel left out. Glad you two liked it 
I thought a found a unicorn once but it ended up being a mental pony with an ice cream cone stuck on it’s forehead. Being a 10 don’t mean shit when the crazy’s at 20 
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Australian Etiquette
In General:
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Never take an open stubby to a job interview…
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Always identify people in your paddocks before shooting at them.
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It’s tacky to take an Esky to church.
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If you have to vacuum the bed, it’s time to change the sheets.
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Even if you’re certain you’re included in the will, it’s rude to take your ute and trailer to the funeral.
Eating Out:
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When decanting wine from the box, tilt the paper cup and pour slowly so as not to bruise the wine.
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If drinking directly from the bottle, hold it with only one hand.
Entertaining at Home:
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A centrepiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist…
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Don’t allow the dog to eat at the table, no matter how good his manners.
Personal Hygiene:
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While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this should be done in private, using one’s OWN ute keys.
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Even if you live alone, deodorant isn’t a waste of money.
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Extensive use of deodorant can only delay bathing by a few days.
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Dirt and grease under the fingernails is a no-no, it alters the taste of finger foods and if you are a woman it can draw attention away from your jewellery.
Theatre/Cinema Etiquette:
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Crying babies should be taken to the lobby and picked up after the movie ends.
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Refrain from yelling abuse at characters on the screen. Tests have proven they can’t hear you.
Weddings:
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Livestock is a poor choice for a wedding gift.
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For the groom, at least, rent a tux. A tracksuit with a cummerbund and a clean football jumper can create a tacky appearance.
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Though uncomfortable, say “yes” to socks and shoes for the occasion.
Driving Etiquette:
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Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if your gun’s loaded and the roo’s in your rifle sight.
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When entering a roundabout, the vehicle with the largest roo bar doesn’t always have the right of way.
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Never tow another car using panty hose and duct tape.
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When sending your wife down the road with a petrol can, it’s impolite to ask her to bring back beer too.
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I can’t see anything wrong with this one
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