Yeah, humour is the only way to keep sane in this shit sandwich.
The only reason youâd pay me to stop dancing is for me to free up the pole, so you can start dancing. Yeah, nice try!
Yes, but Iâm actually sexy working the pole.
Phrasing
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I know what I said 
$20 is $20
Probably leave a skidmark if I bent over too quick.
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Poles have two different modes, spinning and static. In the spinning mode, the pole uses ball bearings to spin. This mode can be used to complete more experienced pole moves, make moves easier to complete and to add a more dramatic effect to the move.
Thatâs right, itâs the pole that rotates, not the stripper!
It didnât rotate back in the day when I worked at a strip club.
Nah, just something I heard and thought it was a good time to confirm. So youâre all welcome, now you know something new.
I bounced at a strip club for awhile, not nearly as awesome as you would think.
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The novelty wears off quick hey, I remember it was more fun watching the faces on the customers after a while.
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Yeah, plus the fact itâs basically being stuck in a big room full of horny drunk dudes and a handful of women.
You were âencouragedâ not spend your time looking at the girls.
Way back I had a mate who was a pro porn photographer (I met him before when he was an aspiring filmmaker at Uni). He was sick of the sight of pussy after a few months.
I had a bit of a party over in a bar in Thailand. The party did involve a few poles nearly all filled with beautiful girls. However there was a empty one and being quite drunk I thought it looked lonely and decided to be its partner for a song or two. That pole had no ball bearings.
Ok you say that is just one bar and one pole. However I am quite happy although perhaps a bit embarrassed to say I have seen a lot of poles in clubs for over a decade and not one had any rotating mechanism. The girls would wrap a leg around them a spin. They kept the poles clean giving them a wipe down regularly to remove any sweat.
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Psame.
retty shit job, really⌠plus strippers are annoying to deal with as a rule.
Where did you find that one mate?
I didnât think Vic police airwing operated fixed wing. Last I heard they were using rotary wing. Given that the aircraft callsign / rego is blocked and itâs a super king air, perhaps it is RAAF???