Yes that’s true but I thought it was strange to wipe the counter straight away yet after that taking the money then standing there ,rolled a smoke and yarned to me for half an hr or more but as you said he may have done it later I do know this bloke and he is forgetful.
Oooh yeah ok, lol
Seems usual lol
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Holy fuck!!
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This is why you can’t have nice things 
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Only in Qld. I went into the shell service station to get an energy drink and as I went in, I noticed these 2 police officers watching a woman who was smoking while pumping her fueL, I saw her and thought, is this lady stupid, crazy, or both, especially with the police standing RIGHT there!. But anyways, I minded my own business and went inside and got my drink. As I was paying for my drink, I heard someone screaming!! Like I’m talkin’ violent death screams! I looked outside and I saw that this woman’s arm was on fire!! She was swinging her arm, running around going nuts!! When I got outside, the police had the woman on the ground and they were putting the fire out!! Then they put handcuffs on her and threw her in the cop car. I was thinking, arrested? Shouldn’t she be in an ambulance, not a cop car?? And being nosey as I am, I asked the police what they were arresting her for. He looked at me, dead seriously and said, "WAVING A FIRE ARM”!!
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Dad Joke Level: master
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And they would have charged her with lighting fires whilst a fire ban is in place 
If she was a Redhead she’d be a good match for the story…ahh yeah you see what i did there, teehehe
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