Bored shit-posting

As a teacher, this is disturbingly true.

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Just remember the words of the great George Carlin
ā€œThink how stupid the average person is, then remember, half the population is dumber than thatā€

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That would be because he was intoxicated. Totally not talking from experience.

More than likely, but then donā€™t go straight home to the exact place the cops are going to go and nab you. What a braindead fool.

Yeah go to a good alibi and then report the car stolen, lol.

Yeah and donā€™t tell the bloke who helps you out of the car your name before you do the bolt, especially when you have the same first name as heā€™s not likely to forget it :rofl:

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ā€¦I just remembered that I actually do own a single shot 22LR, ha! And now, I am going to go, learn how to crimp dupont connectors.

Been pretty quiet lately, whatā€™s happening all?

I have a sniffle, so Iā€™m not allowed back to work till i get a COVAIDS test, but thereā€™s only one place to get tested in Ballarat (coz weā€™ve had no covid in months).
rang up 8:30 yesterday morning, no test till this arvo and then up to 3 business days for results, which could be next Wednesday before I get my results. Iā€™m hoping I can pull the essential worker card to speed it up though.
Iā€™m hoping to get out on the weekend and sight in the Vortex on the Gravy seal.

Also I know they moved the weekend and all, but itā€™s AFL grand final weekend which means we should be plinkfesting from tomorrow!
Fuck you Dan Andrews, if ever there was an essential service itā€™s Plinkfest!

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Soon, soonā€¦ Iā€™m ready to roll! Moment regional travel is allowed, Iā€™m on the road!

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What is this plinkfest I have heard so much about?

Itā€™s a paddock full of weirdos like you and I shooting each otherā€™s guns n talking shit for a long weekend.

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Sounds like a good way to spend a long weekend.

Heā€™s lying, they get together and drink and stand in a circle and thenā€¦

In the freedom states, yes, good way to spend long weekend. Unfortunately in metropolitan Melb they frown upon weirdos shooting on a paddocks.

Yep and in the freedom states they just frown upon metropolitan Melbournians :rofl:

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Even in the Soviet socialist republic of Victoria we frown upon the people of the capitolā€¦

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True, all true, but we donā€™t concern ourselves with the opinion of the peasants.

Get back in the fields!

And you @1Fatman - I see you typing with those sausage fingers of yours, look at me, look at me, even in WAā€¦ STFU - WA

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