Bored shit-posting

As a teacher, this is disturbingly true.

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Just remember the words of the great George Carlin
ā€œThink how stupid the average person is, then remember, half the population is dumber than thatā€

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That would be because he was intoxicated. Totally not talking from experience.

More than likely, but then don’t go straight home to the exact place the cops are going to go and nab you. What a braindead fool.

Yeah go to a good alibi and then report the car stolen, lol.

Yeah and don’t tell the bloke who helps you out of the car your name before you do the bolt, especially when you have the same first name as he’s not likely to forget it :rofl:

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…I just remembered that I actually do own a single shot 22LR, ha! And now, I am going to go, learn how to crimp dupont connectors.

Been pretty quiet lately, what’s happening all?

I have a sniffle, so I’m not allowed back to work till i get a COVAIDS test, but there’s only one place to get tested in Ballarat (coz we’ve had no covid in months).
rang up 8:30 yesterday morning, no test till this arvo and then up to 3 business days for results, which could be next Wednesday before I get my results. I’m hoping I can pull the essential worker card to speed it up though.
I’m hoping to get out on the weekend and sight in the Vortex on the Gravy seal.

Also I know they moved the weekend and all, but it’s AFL grand final weekend which means we should be plinkfesting from tomorrow!
Fuck you Dan Andrews, if ever there was an essential service it’s Plinkfest!

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Soon, soon… I’m ready to roll! Moment regional travel is allowed, I’m on the road!

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What is this plinkfest I have heard so much about?

It’s a paddock full of weirdos like you and I shooting each other’s guns n talking shit for a long weekend.

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Sounds like a good way to spend a long weekend.

He’s lying, they get together and drink and stand in a circle and then…

In the freedom states, yes, good way to spend long weekend. Unfortunately in metropolitan Melb they frown upon weirdos shooting on a paddocks.

Yep and in the freedom states they just frown upon metropolitan Melbournians :rofl:

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Even in the Soviet socialist republic of Victoria we frown upon the people of the capitol…

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True, all true, but we don’t concern ourselves with the opinion of the peasants.

Get back in the fields!

And you @1Fatman - I see you typing with those sausage fingers of yours, look at me, look at me, even in WA… STFU - WA

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