A Pure Bread?
An inbred?
Yep, thatâs the one. 
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Went to the rural hardware shed to buy couple of bags of pig pellets , I lent on his counter and he wiped the counter straight away so I thought iâd try him out so then I handed him a fist full of change which , yes he took ,put it in the cash register closed it then just kept talking . yes this is QLD and he obviously doesnât realise money is the most unclean thing being passed from person to person even so worse than leaning on a counter I would have thought . I did have a chuckle at the time he must have been wondering what was so funny.
He may have sanitized his hands after you left⌠
Yes thatâs true but I thought it was strange to wipe the counter straight away yet after that taking the money then standing there ,rolled a smoke and yarned to me for half an hr or more but as you said he may have done it later I do know this bloke and he is forgetful.
Oooh yeah ok, lol
Seems usual lol
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Holy fuck!!
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This is why you canât have nice things 
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Only in Qld. I went into the shell service station to get an energy drink and as I went in, I noticed these 2 police officers watching a woman who was smoking while pumping her fueL, I saw her and thought, is this lady stupid, crazy, or both, especially with the police standing RIGHT there!. But anyways, I minded my own business and went inside and got my drink. As I was paying for my drink, I heard someone screaming!! Like Iâm talkinâ violent death screams! I looked outside and I saw that this womanâs arm was on fire!! She was swinging her arm, running around going nuts!! When I got outside, the police had the woman on the ground and they were putting the fire out!! Then they put handcuffs on her and threw her in the cop car. I was thinking, arrested? Shouldnât she be in an ambulance, not a cop car?? And being nosey as I am, I asked the police what they were arresting her for. He looked at me, dead seriously and said, "WAVING A FIRE ARMâ!!
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Dad Joke Level: master
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